[Verse 1]
The king called on the kingdom
To gather all their best
To slay a mighty dragon
Because it was his pest
A strange little man came forth
To request a deft assist
But the Witcher was quite reluctant
The story had a twist
[Chorus]
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
[Verse 2]
The old little man fell swiftly
Off a cliff and to his death
We sadly mourned the loss
Thought we'd witnessed his last breath
But then he breathed some fire
On the goon that came his way
'Cause he was a golden dragon
Not a man with temples gray
[Chorus]
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
[Verse 3]
The Witcher loved his woman
The sorceress beauty
But the solemn golden dragon
Told them it was not to be
The wise sad dragon's truths
Broke what never could repair
But that lovable old lutenist
Won the hearts of the huntress pair
[Chorus]
Oh the Golden One with the golden rules
Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
